[0:00:44] giolove1234: time to get serio 

[0:00:48] giolove1234: serious 

[0:01:37] jimmy_mapp: cool 

[0:01:56] moderator founder bassclefff: I heard this was ok 

[0:03:44] vip SuperMilotendo: this is what i come here for 

[0:04:56] Snudl: Hmmst Thonk

[0:05:27] SixVappy: desert had this problem too, he had to edit the ini file to fix it 

[0:05:51] SixVappy: he wasn't streaming either 

[0:08:50] vip SuperMilotendo: sphynx 

[0:08:58] vip SuperMilotendo: why arent you watching the debate? 

[0:09:19] vip SuperMilotendo: LMAO 

[0:09:30] giolove1234: I saw a few seconds of it and it's just them trash talking each other 

[0:09:35] premium machine_head: as if we don't know who we're voting for by now 

[0:09:59] vip SuperMilotendo: John Sam 

[0:10:43] giolove1234: maybe that's just the thousands of enemies in screen 

[0:10:45] Snudl: Lets just return to monarchy sphynxKing 

[0:11:28] Snudl: pepSecret 

[0:11:44] bits-charity tranquilturnip: Substance use couldn't possibly hinder the serious sam esperience 

[0:13:09] bits-charity tranquilturnip: She looked like she was infront of a green screen 

[0:14:02] bits-charity tranquilturnip: Sam looks kinda like my dad and it freaks me out 

[0:14:46] bits-charity tranquilturnip: looks the expected amount of jank 

[0:18:50] jimmy_mapp: that pumping animation looks so weird 

[0:20:52] Snudl: Also no tone-mapping that I could see. Highlights are just hard clipping 

[0:22:10] Snudl: Have a look at the animations in 3rd person sphynxCrust

[0:28:46] jimmy_mapp: sounds like you're killing gibbons 

[0:29:04] saltarv: LUL

[0:31:31] bits-charity Pepman: pew pew pew 

[0:32:49] bits-charity Pepman: Serious doesn't fuck around 

[0:34:46] bits-charity Pepman: I will say as much as I love this game now that I've finished it I kinda wish that it had less parkour secrets 

[0:36:30] bits-charity Pepman: I think my friend had an issue streaming it on his 120hz monitor so that's interesting 

[0:37:52] bits-charity Pepman: Makes sense, Win 10 has been yelling at me to upgrade to some new version that is actually supported and I keep telling it to go away right now since it seems like it's breaking a bunch of stuff 

[0:38:54] lurkersauce: hi sphynx, what chapter you at 

[0:39:00] bits-charity Pepman: Yeh 

[0:39:23] lurkersauce: oh you just started, i see you didn't kill the metal snake yet 

[0:39:31] lurkersauce: just downloading some vods before going to bed 

[0:39:50] lurkersauce: you planning on doing it all? 

[0:40:39] lurkersauce: good luck if you plan to 

[0:40:42] bits-charity Pepman: It 

[0:40:48] bits-charity Pepman: More or less is great 

[0:40:49] lurkersauce: it's gonna be a grind after mid point 

[0:41:02] bits-charity Pepman: Couple of things that need to be buffed out but otherwise is really fun 

[0:41:57] bits-charity Pepman: There are subtitles in Game Options if you need them later on 

[0:42:27] lurkersauce: platforming 

[0:42:41] lurkersauce: lot of secrets are platforming, the worst serious sam type of secrets 

[0:42:45] lurkersauce: i.e ss3 style 

[0:43:11] bits-charity Pepman: There's some great First Encounter style secrets in this game 

[0:43:15] bits-charity Pepman: And some less good secrets 

[0:43:22] lurkersauce: disagree 

[0:43:41] lurkersauce: only one i'd count to be a good secret 

[0:43:44] lurkersauce: you can check your secrets on the menu 

[0:43:49] lurkersauce: NETRCISA 

[0:43:55] brimthrown: is pyrone the good secret? 

[0:44:09] bits-charity Pepman: There's a minimum of 10 skillpoints you'll get throughout the game, there are claims that there's more in secrets but I can't confirm 

[0:44:27] lurkersauce: It's croatian backwards 

[0:44:31] lurkersauce: :)

[0:45:43] lurkersauce: Processed are basically kamikazi beheaded speed 

[0:45:49] lurkersauce: yes 

[0:48:40] lurkersauce: lol 

[0:49:18] lurkersauce: the common way to die in a serious sam game, one beheaded strafing you 

[0:51:40] lurkersauce: you can instakill gnaars with the knife i think on serious difficulty 

[0:53:06] lurkersauce: a cutscene should play 

[0:53:42] lurkersauce: it's kinda very easy , the jump is a matter of sprint jumping 

[0:53:55] bits-charity Pepman: Serious Engine's platforming is so floaty and not good 

[0:54:08] bits-charity Pepman: And yeah I think your cutscene glitched out 

[0:54:12] lurkersauce: there is probably a soldier hiding somewhere to trigger the Murina guy to die 

[0:54:24] bits-charity Pepman: Uh ok 

[0:54:25] saltarv: nice 

[0:54:25] lurkersauce: nice 

[0:54:42] bits-charity Pepman: I love this game but damn the bugs sometimes 

[0:54:53] lurkersauce: release month OpieOP

[0:55:07] lurkersauce: subtitle drop, and they removed the subtitle LUL

[0:55:27] lurkersauce: Planet badass 

[0:55:42] lurkersauce: yes 

[0:55:47] bits-charity Pepman: At one point, they dropped it 

[0:55:57] premium machine_head: this is real long winded for a serious sam game 

[0:56:30] lurkersauce: 2 reasons why they removed it, the official statement is that translating it was a nightmare, the other more popular reason was a dude going on the croteam discord and spamming randy pitchford wearing shades and a badass text 

[0:57:08] lurkersauce: Nope 

[0:57:18] lurkersauce: i have no idea what's the semblance 

[0:57:54] lurkersauce: cutscenes in serious sam started with 2 except they only did them before bosses, intro and outro of levels, never mid gameplay 

[0:58:12] lurkersauce: and ss3 went massive on it 

[0:58:42] lurkersauce: you are nearing a very difficult secret if you want to get it, which is further ahead 

[0:59:14] lurkersauce: at the fence 

[0:59:20] lurkersauce: between the garages 

[0:59:36] bits-charity Pepman: ronaldhino soccer 

[0:59:53] lurkersauce: this is what i'd consider a good secret 

[0:59:55] lurkersauce: Keepo

[1:00:32] lurkersauce: try playing serious sam 2 with it's physics to understand true pain where it's relevant to the level 

[1:00:44] premium uforgot: GOOOOOAL 

[1:00:59] premium uforgot: LUL

[1:01:16] premium machine_head: super ronadillo soccer 

[1:01:32] lurkersauce: here comes the biggest processed spam this game will throw at you 

[1:01:56] lurkersauce: you gonna die 

[1:02:32] saltarv: that was some good decoy 

[1:02:54] lurkersauce: the secret is platforming on the roof on the left from where you leave this building topside 

[1:03:11] lurkersauce: quicksave if you don't want to redo the processed spam 

[1:03:23] lurkersauce: not that 

[1:03:27] lurkersauce: upper one 

[1:03:32] lurkersauce: there goes the secret Kappa

[1:03:45] lurkersauce: nop 

[1:04:09] lurkersauce: right in front of you on the left of the exit 

[1:04:17] lurkersauce: that roof 

[1:04:55] lurkersauce: it's a very difficult secret, so i don't want you to waste stream time on getting it 

[1:04:58] lurkersauce: now continue back 

[1:05:03] lurkersauce: that 

[1:05:29] lurkersauce: 👏 

[1:06:37] lurkersauce: biomech 

[1:06:58] lurkersauce: I'm not sure 

[1:07:02] lurkersauce: maybe? 

[1:07:07] lurkersauce: i always use them when i get them 

[1:07:53] bits-charity Pepman: Got some stuff to take care of, enjoy the Samming Sphynx 

[1:08:05] bits-charity Pepman: limesHi

[1:09:04] lurkersauce: this part is also difficult on serious difficulty, so when you enter the arena, stick to the northwest of the arena where you enter and start dodging when the werebulls come in 

[1:09:49] lurkersauce: these guys are also in serious sam 3 

[1:10:17] premium machine_head: action men arent allowed to have an ass don't you know 

[1:10:17] keener: he looks like a middle aged dude that is in denial that hes middle aged. 

[1:10:51] lurkersauce: yeah that's a good spot 

[1:11:23] keener: like hes supposed to be a badass hero but he looks like america's choice johnny knoxville 

[1:12:40] MINIMAN10000: an you just join random coop matches? 

[1:12:46] MINIMAN10000: can 

[1:12:55] lurkersauce: you have to start a server, not like dark souls 

[1:13:27] lurkersauce: Coop is very jank 

[1:13:43] lurkersauce: it's solid, just not amazing 

[1:15:27] lurkersauce: limited models of serious sam, animations on players are meh, teleporting enemies when you see other players shot at them 

[1:15:47] lurkersauce: The tree destruction has been like that since First encounter 

[1:15:57] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: I have returned 

[1:15:59] lurkersauce: and they are easily buggable Kappa

[1:15:59] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: my fellow gamers 

[1:16:07] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: did I miss anything good 

[1:16:12] lurkersauce: snake 

[1:18:27] keener: its a 2012 game with a good coat of paint 

[1:18:27] lurkersauce: `tons of enemies, ehhhm. Wait until later Kappa

[1:18:49] lurkersauce: if it always had tons of enemies, i'd like it more 

[1:19:32] premium machine_head: KomodoHype

[1:19:57] lurkersauce: even sooner 

[1:20:05] lurkersauce: the end is just a repeat of the intro 

[1:20:41] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: break it down for me 

[1:21:31] Unkojin: LUL

[1:21:52] premium machine_head: citizen i MUST unload my cargo 

[1:22:43] lurkersauce: it's more like 4 

[1:23:14] lurkersauce: the other `teammembers will help with the others :)

[1:23:26] Unkojin: AAAAAAAAAA 

[1:23:43] lurkersauce: you can't outrun kamikazi on serious difficulty btw :)

[1:23:57] lurkersauce: almost can, but the more you run, the more it will catch up 

[1:25:23] lurkersauce: you are triggering the enemies as you speedrun 

[1:25:33] lurkersauce: when you see enemies, don't progress 

[1:25:55] lurkersauce: keep dodging within the area they are aggrod 

[1:28:15] lurkersauce: i don't know secrets from here out 

[1:28:24] lurkersauce: there is a locked gate 

[1:33:16] lurkersauce: not when there are 60 of them 

[1:33:23] lurkersauce: aren't* 

[1:34:29] lurkersauce: get ready 

[1:35:27] lurkersauce: you are gonna activate more enemies like that 

[1:35:29] lurkersauce: :)

[1:36:01] lurkersauce: knife instakills them 

[1:36:51] lurkersauce: that's intended yes, since first encounter. You can't switch when you do the slash 

[1:37:01] lurkersauce: it's not really bad if the reward is instakill 

[1:37:14] Unkojin: this section is pretty gnaarly 

[1:37:20] lurkersauce: -2 

[1:39:43] saltarv: same 

[1:40:15] lurkersauce: that's how the firecracker weapon works 

[1:40:24] lurkersauce: it hovers over the geometry and curves 

[1:41:11] lurkersauce: always jump over them, guarantees dodge 

[1:41:54] lurkersauce: anyway, 5am so i'm gonna ditch. Sorry for taking your attention a lot, hope you enjoy the game if you plan to continue it 

[1:42:01] lurkersauce: night 

[1:42:31] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: sphynx 

[1:42:34] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: are you winning 

[1:42:58] zipfile777: so how is game? 

[1:44:42] zipfile777: 3 is like 4 

[1:44:50] zipfile777: yes 

[1:45:06] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: 3 and 4 are both prequels 

[1:45:13] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: prequel of a prequel 

[1:45:43] zipfile777: 3 starts like cod lol 

[1:45:44] jamesfromhr: This is the first I've seen of Serious Sam.... Looks serious 

[1:46:18] zipfile777: 1 is oldscool, 2 is benny Hill, 3 is cod 

[1:46:39] jamesfromhr: Lord Ocromon 

[1:46:48] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: serious sam is apprently non canon or whatever 

[1:46:49] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: cause its wack 

[1:46:59] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: So serious sam 1 is the furthest game in the timeline LUL

[1:47:08] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: sserious sam 2* 

[1:47:22] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: 2 is non canon and silly BS, 3 and 4 are prequels 

[1:47:25] zipfile777: 2 was Sams dream lol 

[1:48:03] jamesfromhr: 2 is benny hill? Like... is that like when in Scooby doo when the monster chases the gang around a hallway? 

[1:48:12] zipfile777: yes 

[1:48:22] zipfile777: 2 feels like las with shugar 

[1:48:27] zipfile777: lsd 

[1:48:45] jamesfromhr: I thought I was going to get made fun of for typing such nonsense but lo and behold 

[1:49:09] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH: serious sam makes me nostalgic for pc gaming parlors 

[1:49:21] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH: and LAN games 

[1:49:52] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH: oh my 

[1:50:05] jamesfromhr: oof those parlors... 

[1:50:24] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH: these rich college kids ran it seemingly for fun 

[1:51:08] jamesfromhr: how long are they going to scream 

[1:51:13] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH: me and my friend were in middle school and for $20 bucks you could play all day 

[1:51:47] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH: they bought us food too 

[1:51:55] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH: goddamn I miss it 

[1:52:26] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH: the 4 of them graduated and it was gone 

[1:52:38] jamesfromhr: I only went to those parlors because I was desperate for some means of playing TF2 without my mom's super-old mac. 

[1:52:58] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH: there haven't been any in this college town for 20 years though 

[1:53:08] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH: not viable 

[1:53:37] jimmy_mapp: eww 

[1:53:39] premium MasamuneJMc: Evening 

[1:53:53] premium MasamuneJMc: What difficulty? I forget 

[1:53:56] jamesfromhr: Then in college I got a super-old PC and I nearly started crying tears of Joy when TF2 didn't take ten minutes to load. 

[1:54:15] jamesfromhr: you're doing well! 

[1:55:03] jamesfromhr: LUL

[1:57:16] jamesfromhr: It's some sort of a man.... who's also a cubus? A veritable man-cubus, as it were. 

[1:57:49] tecnoconsumes: A 

[1:57:58] brimthrown: aaaaAAAA 

[1:58:17] saltarv: a 

[1:58:18] jamesfromhr: The Doppler effect is real with those guys 

[1:58:23] jamesfromhr: aah 

[1:59:11] tecnoconsumes: They all come from barftimolt 

[1:59:17] jamesfromhr: lovely weather 

[2:02:07] jimmy_mapp: is this rome? 

[2:02:18] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: no 

[2:02:35] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: Its Pompeii you pant eater 

[2:02:38] vip bits-charity Maindog: holy shit. it's a stream that isn't at 2 am 

[2:03:20] jamesfromhr: Sincere Samuel 

[2:03:40] vip bits-charity Maindog: I ain't dead 

[2:03:43] jamesfromhr: Severe Sammy 

[2:04:14] vip bits-charity Maindog: well phuck 

[2:04:15] jimmy_mapp: @Dragoneye77 really? looks like Hadrian's villa. but i'll trust you. 

[2:04:37] vip bits-charity Maindog: Vincent usually goes live soon anyway 

[2:04:39] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: its Pompeii 

[2:04:46] jamesfromhr: Save and Stop the Stream for Solemn Shem 

[2:04:56] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: that was mount vesuvius 

[2:05:02] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: thats the whole plot of the next couple missions 

[2:05:10] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: setting it off 

[2:06:23] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH: Beace 

[2:07:04] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: greats8Bunji